Didja ever wonder what it would have looked like if Rob Deer played for the Cardinals?
"YES! CONSTANTLY!" you say. Now here's our answer:
Jesus, that IS Rob Deer, dressed up like a Cardinal. He cracked many fastballs in his days, so I guess reducing him to little nutcracker form kinda makes sense.
I don't get the Beckett Nutcracker Monthly, but $60 seems like a lot for a flippin' nutcracker. Although if you buy it and write DEER on the back, it would make for a good wiffleball home run derby or backyard horseshoes championship trophy (assuming you also replace the baseball with a mini can of Busch).
That'll do for this year's Twelve Days of Cardinal Crapmas. We hope you had the chance to read all of our lovely gift ideas; if not - see below for a quick link to each day. Merry Christmas to all.
First Day: Really Ugly Boat Shoes
Second Day: Bro Shirt
Third Day: Ryan Theriot Bobblehead
Fourth Day: Single Marble w/ Stand
Fifth Day: Dog-Ear Cap
Sixth Day: Cardinal Napkins
Seventh Day: Coasters, Feat. Game Used Dirt
Eighth Day: Homemade Tissue Box
Ninth Day: Cardinals Garden Stone
Tenth Day: 10K Gold Toe Ring
Eleventh Day: Bo Hart Jersey