Stan Musial Tribute Articles Compendium

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As promised, a list of articles that have been written about Stan Musial since his passing on Saturday night. 

Some you might have read already, some you might have missed. Either way, there is no lack of great words penned for a great man. 

Enjoy...

NY Times: LINK HERE

Sports On Earth: LINK HERE

Riverfront Times: LINK HERE

Viva El Birdos: LINK HERE

Inside STL: LINK HERE

STL Today: LINK HERE

ESPN: LINK HERE

C70 At The Bat: LINK HERE

Pitchers Hit Eighth: LINK HERE

Redbird Rants: LINK HERE

Sports Illustrated: LINK HERE

Retro Simba: LINK HERE

Yahoo! Sports: LINK HERE

USA Today: LINK HERE

NY Daily News: LINK HERE

Boston.com: LINK HERE

Sporting News: LINK HERE

Aerys Sports: LINK HERE

Cardinals.com: LINK HERE

Time: LINK HERE

Birds On The Bat 82: LINK HERE

That's what we could find on the internets. But if you come across a great article that you think people should read, please feel free to leave it in the comment section below.

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What It Took To Become The Man

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1. Stan Musial passed away Saturday January 19th 2013 at the age of 92. I never saw a game that Stan Musial played in. Chances are if you're reading this article, you haven't either. Didn't stop him from being part of one of the most ridiculous lies I got away with in high school.

The Spice Girls were popular. And the hit single "Say You'll Be There" was climbing the charts.

One of Stan Musial's passions in life was the harmonica. Somehow this book should have been lampooned, but since it was Stan, we all contemplated starting harmonica playing... at least for a few seconds.

I convinced a few people that the harmonica solo (2:26 of this clip) was actually Mr. Musial. Told people to check out the liner notes in the CD if they didn't believe me. Eventually, I copped to the truth, but there is the distinct possibility that someone, somewhere still thinks that the Spice Girls had the want or need to feature Stan Musial in a pop song.

2. The reason anyone would believe something so asinine?

Because when it came to greatness, Musial didn't have limits to what was possible. 80 year old man teaming up with 5 British sex symbols for Billboard Hot 100 domination through a harmonica?

Hmmmm... WHY NOT?

Guy was the most under appreciated baseball player ever. Finally someone is trying to get him the recognition he deserved. Sporty Spice for mayor of St. Louis!

Eventually, Mr. Musial's greatness to St. Louis and the country was recognized by President Obama when he was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in early 2011.

3. St. Louis was happy for Musial. The Cardinal backed 'Stand for Stan' was a success and we basked in the glow of our guy getting the love he deserved from places other than the Midwest.

But the honor was fait accompli for Cardinal Nation. Musial had been, is and will be the greatest of them all. The standard on and off the field that we judge all Cardinals by. 

It's wildly unfair to every single person that takes the field for the Cardinals, but it's not going to change. We've had the best and we've been spoiled. 
 
4. Musial's on-field greatness has been documented.
 
And as we work through the time from now to Opening Day where his memory will be honored, there will be time for people smarter than I to dig up amazing statistical nuggets.
 
The memory, though, that I'll remember most about Musial is the way he handled race relations in an career that began with Jackie Robinson's groundbreaking integration and ended with the Civil Rights strife of the 60s just beginning. 
 
He was an inclusive man when others of his stature weren't. Or at least weren't in public. Musial though, treated men like men and women like women.
 
Didn't matter what race, creed or color. Good people were good people. Sounds like a pretty simple concept in 2013, but there was a time when it wasn't. The reason equality has come so far in the past 50 years are guys like Stan Musial. 
 
5. Stan Musial launched a thousand doubles over his career. And when it was over, he launched a thousand more reasons to make him the unofficial ambassador for St. Louis.
 
The Baseball Gods are moving down a seat today to make room for their Crown Prince.
 
The Man isn't with us anymore, but his legacy will endure. 
 
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What Is The Deal With Autographs?

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(It's a much funnier title when said in a Jerry Seinfeld voice, BTW) 

Ok, so I'm in the minority here. I know that because literally tens of thousands of cardinals fans will be attending the Cardinals Care Winter Warm-Up in downtown St. Louis and be waiting for hours to get the autographs of any number of present or former players/coaches.

And all of them came with a mandatory donation to Cardinals Care.

I'm not going to sit here and deny that I'm an odd man. Still, I can't see what the attraction to having a player sign his name on a piece of paper is. 

*Exception: If you have a piece of memorabilia, let's say a piece of Chris Carpenter's shredded jersey from game 5 of the NLDS that you wanted him to sign. Then that's pretty cool. I'm sure at the moment you present this item for him to sign, you'll share a moment. Too bad, this is what you were doing instead of mobbing him midway between 1st and 2nd base.

Other than that, why?

It wasn't a random encounter where you wanted a bit of proof that you guys met. And in 2013, isn't a cell phone pic much, much better? 

It wasn't a heartfelt gesture, since he's literally on a dias, signing for everyone that bought a ticket to get a signature.

He's not making a personal note that could be pulled out and reminisced on at a later date, maybe as a pick-me-up taking you back to a moment in time that was special.

It's a name. On some paper.

Like many posts on this site, this one is really without a point. Other than I can't remember asking someone for an autograph since I was a kid and I saw Ozzie Smith at Spring Training one year. Even then, it was kind of silly. And since then, it's never happened again. 

I think I still have it somewhere though. Maybe Ozzie would want me to sell it? 

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Ozzie Smith Gold Glove Bobblehead Night?

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Sheesh.

I mean, I don't want to drudge up painful memories, but we know that Ozzie Smith sold all his Gold Gloves this off-season, right? 

These pieces of history are not important to him. But that's not stopping the Cardinals from creating a bobblehead night to celebrate the auction...

Wait, what? It's not to celebrate the auction? This isn't ironic?

Maybe this should be re-named the All-Star bobblehead instead. At least until Ozzie can figure out a way to sell that too.

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Bachelor Live Blog: Episode 2

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Last week the 25 hand-picked women were unfurled at Sean's behest. 

And after 25 skits, songs and some general drunken tomfoolery, the harem was whittled down to a manageable 19 women.

What we don't have is Ashley P, who, I assume, is spending every single waking moment watching a clock countdown to the premiere of Bachelor Pad, where she'll realize her ultimate duel destiny as the best reality contestant of all time and the instigation for middle America to ban 50 Shades of Grey.

Tonight, though? A TORNADO OF NEGATIVITY!

7:04 - Quote without comment: "Having one arm doesn't prevent me from having fun."

7:05 - Our first chopper sighting (RIP Landon) of the season. Some people want to be president, others want to be a fireman. Me? I just want 1/2 of the ABC helicopter budget for the Bachelor.

7:06 - Another Quote without comment: "My ability to love someone is not effected by how many hands I have."

7:14 - Your hands are trembling Sean? Nice, ya jerk. Now is NOT the time.

7:21 - Sean does consider himself a man. Glad we got that hammered out.

7:36 - Kristy. A Ford model? Or a model you can have in the back of a Ford. HIYOO.

7:47 - ARRRIIIIEEE... Get back here. Sean forgot all the kissing lessons you taught him last week. He was doing the thing where he doesn't tilt his head again.

7:58 - It's so Yoga to not want to compete. What in the hell did she think this was? Take your mat and your participation ribbon and head downward dog. Or home. Whatever.

8:12 - So Sean's 'thing' is pulling pranks on his ladies (remember the stuffed animals at mom's house?) and he seemingly gets one over on Desiree. Or does he? Seems to me that she was a little too calm in the face of ruining a million dollar art piece. Like I always say: never trust a Desiree, unless it's for rapid counting of dollar bills. 

Bonus Link: Here's how you should respond to a prank: LINK HERE

8:31 - I'm no Aditi Jaggi Rastogi or anything, but I'm thinking that the wedding dress was much worse than the black/white Seinfeld cookie special. Always look to the cookie... unless it's for fashion.
 
8:41 - Well, you had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.
 
If Sean would have busted that out, he could have dropped the mic on this season. We thought the one armed thing was going to be hard to make jokes about. Now we're getting into Sean's racial profile of potential wives?
 
This season is TEARING OUR COUNTRY APART. 

CUT - Brooke, Diana (who would have been great for a 2 kid reveal), Katie (quit)

NEXT WEEK - Stuffed animals, acoustic guitars, vertical face kissing, stair sabotage. 

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Why We Don't Care About The Hall of Fame Vote

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The Hall Of Fame. 

But before we get to that, let's talk about performance enhancing drugs... because they've had a big week. 

Lance Armstrong is going to confess to doping at the feet of Oprah later this week. Major League Baseball will institute a comprehensive plan for random HGH testing starting in 2013. The Hall of Fame elected 0 members to the 2013 class, leaving out some of the statistically best players in history. 

Three big stories in and of themselves, coming together at the same time.

Lance Armstrong has probably done more for the fight against cancer than any other single individual the past 20 years (at least financially). But he's pretty much the most obnoxious liar in sports.

Baseball, once again, is leading the way in professional sports with aggressive measures to try and catch cheaters and we want to commend them. But they're still the guys that looked the other way during the 90's and 00's when more players were on PEDs than not. Probably.

Oh, and the Hall of Fame for MLB? They decided to invoke a moral clause in the voting procedure to keep the likes of Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and others out of it's annals, even though these guys haven't been convicted of anything. Not even breaking the rules, since most PEDs weren't clearly outlined as against MLB rules.

Sigh.

It's a tedious conversation. 

 
We got into sports to watch things like the double OT playoff thriller in Denver Saturday, not to debate the merits of banning Adderall for more alertness at the expense of helping players that might benefit from it's use. 

Here we are, though. Constantly being sucked back into the conversation. And you know what's bothersome?

The lack of common sense.

It's like we've let the 'draw a line in the sand' attitude that plagues politics creep into the sports world.

I've not once heard this:

Things change. Time moves on. What used to be tolerated is changing, just like in the real world. Sucks that Lance and Big Mac and hundreds of other guys took PEDs to gain an advantage... but it happened. All we can do now is try to make sure the loopholes we know exist are being closed and push forward. 

Cheaters are going to cheat. Some of them are going to get caught. But retroactively trying to worked up about PEDs is pretty much a huge waste of time.

And that's why you're not going to get much handwringing from this site over the non-elected Hall of Fame class of 2013. A museum isn't going to get it's new exhibits. Bigger injustices are out there.
 
It's not going to change my enjoyment quotient of baseball or sports in 2013. Not even a little. 
 
So here's to the rational middle. And here's to more people coming to their senses and realizing that the whole damn conversation about baseball's Hall of Fame is what you might call a sucker bet. 
 
I know we all have better things to do than worry about it.
 
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The Best Profile I've Ever Read

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Earlier this week journalist and writer Richard Ben Kramer passed away at the age of 63. Best known for his book "What It Takes" that describes the 1988 US Presidential election in ways that had never been reported, Kramer was also wrote about baseball.

This is not hyperbole: what I'm about to link to is the single best piece of baseball writing that I have ever read.

LINK HERE

It's going to take you 30 minutes to get through this profile of Ted Williams. But in those 30 minutes you're going to love Ted Williams, hate Ted Williams, respect Ted Williams, loathe Ted Williams and learn something you didn't know about Ted Williams. 

And when it's over, you're going to be pissed it's over. Because that's what great writing does. Makes you mad that you don't get anymore.

Don't take my word for it, though. The piece, published in Esquire in 1986, is listed in their list of the 7 best pieces they've ever published in the 75+ years they've been in service. 

RIP Mr. Kramer. 

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Bachelor Live Blog: Episode 1

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Over the past several weeks, as the cold, cruel winds of winter were licking your face with rancour and malice, a group of brave warrior women beset upon a magical journey the world over to find love.  

Now.

After weeks of careful curation, ABC presents to us mouth breathing masses the only true elixir to our frigid, fragile state... Sean Lowe trying to bang 25 women.

The Bachelor is back.

Joy.

Rapture.

Promiscuous dating.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

7:01 - Anyone else feign excitement at work when asked about the National Championship game only to secretly wish you were included when all the girls were talking about The Bachelor? Nah. Me neither.

7:04 - So who sticks around longer this season: Sean's shirt or...

7:04:10 - And we have a winner. 

7:26 - We meet Tierra. Who appears to be on Quaaludes until a producer reveals that The Bachelor is Sean. And then we have her Silver Linings Playbook, replete with some poor, poor dog getting talked to about how his/her new 'daddy' will be coming home soon. (Where you at PETA?)

7:27 - Diana. Seems really nice. Small business owner? That's cool. Busy at home? Aren't we all, AMIRITE? Wait, what? 2 kids? TWO KIDS!  Have we ever seen the contestant with TWO kids? I mean, the single parent is a staple for some insta-drama, but now we're dropping the deuce on Sean? If Diana wins, it's the biggest upset of all time. 

7:29 - Sarah. Sarah is an amputee. What am I supposed to do with this? Honestly? At best, the producers are baiting me into a bad pun. At worst, sending me to hell. 

7:30 - Ashley P. Quite the little horndog we've got on our hands here. Spanking. 50 Shades of Grey. Lip biting. 

7:33 - Lesley. "There are alot of nerds and alot of politicians in Washington and I'm not into either one." Has anyone ever summed up DC better? Politico needs to think about a new hire.

7:34 - Kristy. "Girls will be jealous of me, no doubt."  I'm calling BS on this one. Michelle Money she is not. You can't come in as the bad girl without proving your shit.  I don't see it. #FauxHard

7:45 - I guess 'hunk' is making a comeback? Are girls really using this adjective freely in 2013? I think I heard a Holy Toledo in there too. 

7:46 - Paige. She's a JumboTron operator. Huh. Bet she is.

7:50 - Tierra gets the first impression rose after revealing that the heart tattoo on her ring finger needs "someone to close it". Next thing you know he'll be meeting the parents and holding dads remote and handkerchief while watching the Eagles game. 

8:01 - Yup. We've got a STL area contestant. Her name is Lindsay. And she came in a full-on wedding dress. Somewhere, The Mask smiles

8:09 - We have a surprise 26th Bachelorette this season, none other than Kacie B. ksja;dfklja;lkdjfa;lkdjJfl;ks jalkjfaksjf;lk jdf;alkdjf. Sorry, I just fell asleep on the keyboard. 

8:23 - Oh. Oh, no St. Louis. Let's break this down..

8:28 - Looks like Ashley P. is even drunker and even hornier! You have to imagine that tomorrow is going to be filled with texts from men she hasn't talked to in a long, long time.

8:38 - I mean, am I overlooking something? Sarah is still good looking right? Did I miss the part where they revealed she had a penis? Because guys are really not dating her because she's a partial amputee? 

8:49 - Lindasy. The girl above. She got a rose. ST. LOUIS FOREVER!

CUT - Horndog, Ashley H, Kelly, Lauren, JumbTron and possibly others that I'm too lazy to fact check. 

THIS SEASON - Pirate ships, helicopters (of course), OLD BOYFRIENDS, being above everyone else, ATTEMPTED MURDER?, tears, more tears, dropped roses, man nipples, big watches, elephant tusk wedding stantions and more...

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The Bachelor Leads Monday Ramblin's...

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It's Monday and we've got much to cover... 

Yes. The Bachelor Live Blog will be back. We've made no secret that the most read articles on this site are Bachelor and Bachelorette related and we'll be forgoing 2 hours of the national championship college football game to make sure that we're scientifically breaking down the best show on TV. We encourage you to share the news...

Speaking of the national championship: Notre Dame is going to get worked. You know how I know? Because Las Vegas doesn't give a single shit about the hype and they keep pushing the line higher and higher. You might not know much about gambling, but when a team like Notre Dame plays, the spreads are usually beat down because so much action comes in from people just betting Notre Dame because they know the brand. To see a line rise (could be double digits by kickoff) so much since the match-up was set tells me the sharps are on AL...

Speaking of sharp, Joe Webb was not. Nor was the dog track they play on in Washington DC. Nor was Indy's red zone offense. The Wild Card round of the NFL playoffs were about as 'wild' as a prostate exam. Let's hope this weekend means the next one will be twice as good and not a harbinger of terrible games to come...

Speaking of the NFL, I saw Silver Linings Playbook this weekend. That Jennifer Lawrence is going to be a star. I mean, a big star. Only 22 and owning a performance with a better than usual Bobby D. and Bradley Cooper in probably his best role ever. Movie could have been about 15 minutes shorter in the beginning to middle, but by the end you totally forgive what is actually going on here as the climatic ending. Solid B...

Speaking of solid B's. Looks like Bieber is smoking his fair share...

We'll be back later tonight with the Live Blog. See you then.

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Braces, Laser Pointers & The Friday Links

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Remember that kid that aimed the laser pointer at the Giants and Mike Matheny busted him? 

He's been sentenced. To a $500 fine and probation. BND.com has the whole story. (Which they seemed to have boosted from the Post-Dispatch?) And it looks like the whole matter is being put to bed. 

Remember when laser pointers were the cool thing? Those were the days. Because you know what's cool now with kids? 

Braces.

I'm not jerking your chain here. This is catching on. So much so that reputable news outlets are running stories about the "dangers of fake braces". In fact... they could KILL YOU!

A big part of me wonders just why the hell this wasn't a fad when I was in jr. high. Would have made things a whole lot easier, right? Next thing you know debate team and band are going to get you tons of slow dances at the mixer. 

I was born into the wrong era!

Now, the Friday Links...

Dave's Killer Bread. LINK HERE

Sometimes when you're in the mood. LINK HERE 

This is how you scare somebody. LINK HERE

Women love bad boys. LINK HERE

Happy 2013 everyone. LINK HERE

Burn. LINK HERE

That's it. That's the week. Maybe we can finally get a good bowl game at some point? Perhaps the hockey lockout can end? We've been sober for a couple of days now. Let's go have a drink. 

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