Happy Independence Day

Written by athooks on Thursday, 05 July 2012 00:45.

You're American (probably). We're American (probably). So let's enjoy our little annual tradition of posting the best song about America made to date.

Please note. This has NSFW language if you're not wearing headphones.

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Former owner/manager of the venerable, but now shuttered Bert Flex blog, HMW has been a member of the Cards Diaspora staff since February 2010 and has consistently drawn praise for his MS Paint skills and unique ability to creatively insult athletes, media and celebrities alike.

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Mountain Fresh is the legend formerly known as Fresh (WC). After determining he could no longer tolerate life at sea level, he relocated the Dojo to the summit of Pike’s Peak. He now spends his days looking down upon the simple people of Colorado with pity and disdain. Mountain Fresh is wisdom incarnate. Study his words. Embrace his awful Photoshops. Bow to his daily Tweets.

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(Editor Emeritus) Founder of Cards Diaspora, RVB now manages the respected SB Nation site Turf Show Times and has penned articles for the Washington Post amongst other esteemed outlets. Always welcome to come back at any time.