On The Fourth Day of Cardinal Crapmas
My simple instructions today - please don't buy this:
Please please please don't buy a fucking muscle magnet for your car. Buy a Hummer to show you're a badass. Buy a F-350...no, F-650 for all I care. But not this. We're all big enough hoosiers, we don't need to make it any more obvious. If you ever see these in a store, set them on fire immediately. Seriously - the world doesn't need this.
Unless you buy the Cubs version and stick it on someone's car. That would actually be kind of funny.
