We Are Not Joking... STOP IT!
You probably didn't think we were serious yesterday. But we were.
Stop it.
Listen. I know it's tough. I know you invested a ton in this season and really were hoping for more. Hell, I know you had this 3 game series against the Brewers circled on your calendar for a while. But it's over.
Over.
And it ain't coming back. Historic meltdowns don't happen. Not against teams that can't win more than 2 in a row without fudging it up.
So take a deep breath and say it with me...
