FSN was openly courting the gay community today when they decided mutliple crotch shots of the Marlins SS were the best way to drive new tire sales to Dobbs was... PENIS SHOTS!
Depend on... dick?
But in all seriousness, I think Dan and Al were talking about glove webbing or some nonsense. It doesn't matter. You don't ever want to be that close to a MLB ball players apple bag. Ever.
(HT to @2xAught7 for the headline inspiration and the screen grab. Follow him HERE on Twitter)