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Thankfully, some of our friends around the globe send us links to their work and ask us if we’ll put it up on this crap site. And sometimes we even venture off this island of terrible prose and find something interesting not on RedTube.
READING ASSIGNEMENT 1) “All 30 MLB Stadiums in 60 Days (STL Edition)”
Author: Navin Vaswani
About The Author: Currently on "The Baseball Road Trip Of A Lifetime." Navin is hitting up all 30 MLB stadiums in 60 days, and writing about his experiences for Canadian newspaper The Globe And Mail.
From the Author: “I visited Busch Stadium recently, on getaway day actually, and had a fantastic time. Cardinals fans are as passionate as they come, and it was a pleasure to be surrounded by knowledgeable fans, and steeped in tradition at the ballpark. There's something about weekday afternoon baseball and, in a place like St. Louis, it's that much better.”
LINK HERE (Article1)
READING ASSIGNMENT 2) “Take the Extra Base In Front of Pujols?”
Author: Joe Posnanski
About the Author: Joe Posnanski is a Senior Writer at Sports Illustrated. He was sports columnist at The Kansas City Star from 1996 to 2009, and during that time he was twice named the best sports columnist in America by The Associated Press Sports Editors. He was also nominated for twenty-one awards by the APSE, and won additional first place national awards in feature and project writing. Joe continues to write columns for The Star.
LINK HERE (Article 2)
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