It's Father's Day.
While the women get all the credit for going through "labor", the miracle of babies wouldn't be possible without you.
Today we celebrate all the things you normally do, but instead of pissing and moaning about you not cutting the grass, watching sports on TV all day and farting loudly and giggling... everybody celebrates it! Not a bad deal.
Now if we could just figure out a way to get rid of those little shits for the other 364 days a year...
Back to watching Tiger win the US Open so we can have an NBC montage on how he parents.