In other "former Cardinal ladies men" news, Chris Duncan signs with the Washington Nationals (Wershington, if Mike Shannon is reading). Seems like just yesterday that Chris was a responsible youngster with a good head on his shoulders, donating his time to soup kitchens and animal shelters all around town.
Oops, I misspelled "snagging fat chicks at Hrabosky's." My bad.
(Even better - this happened January 19th, but nobody, including Washington, mentioned anything until six days later. We don't blame them.)