Championship Sunday Leads Monday Ramblin's...

Written by athooks

Monday, 25 January 2010 07:00

Here’s a bit of football analysis from a guy that has absolutely no credentials: Brad Childress (probably)was thinking about a nubile young boy and his nuts got sucked inside his stomach. This had an unfortunate side effect, since he forgot he was coaching a football game. Meanwhile his QB that is older than penicillin threw an interception that killed the Vikings season…

In Indianapolis, Peyton Manning proved he can’t be beat this year. He never gets injured and when he plays, the Colts win. Meaning that unless he gets capped or captured by rouge mild Downs patients to lead their clan, the Colts are winning the Super Bowl…

The median sale price projector on eBay is very accurate. The last 3 items I sold came within a dollar either way of the value they said I’d get when I listed my items…

For the second year in a row, I was able to creep out at the GND of the Year party presented by InsideSTL. You can read Tim’s full re-cap of the day here, so I’ll spare you the details. But I have to comment on this Joshua character. He’s probably about 40 or so with the skin color of a tangerine. He also has some of the whitest, most awkward moves I’ve ever seen. I doubt we’ll ever see the video of his performance, but it was the funniest thing I’ve seen in 2010. It was like a parody of a parody on honke-ism. I took one pic. It’s here and it’s not insightful, but proves I had good seats?...

As you read this right now, some punk has still not stopped partying in New Orleans while you work…

I’m about thiiiis close to just giving up on the Blues this season. Blowing 3-0 leads in the third period should be a once in a season (if not less) occurrence. Especially at home. It’s just embarrassing that these guys bend over and take it in front of people paying money to see them. And do it with a smile on their face… Falling over and ripping a big hole in a Picasso has to be on the next Southwest commercial. Imagine all those asshole art lovers just staring at what you’ve done. Awful…

Headed over to Fast Eddie’s Bon-Air this weekend for a birthday party. That place prints money. They’ve closed down a street now to give the place even more earning power. But a serious question to anyone that has ever been to the Alton landmark- if a fire breaks out, how the hell do you get out of there? It’s one small door and like a thousand people…

I have still not seen Avatar. But need to…

Today is national Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. Please celebrate accordingly. I personally enjoy getting the big bubble wrap and placing a sheet under a doormat, then watching people step on it and get freaked they just broke something…

And in case you were wondering- yes, I really did try to find some Cardinal news for this post to no avail…