Last year we did this feature because of two things:
1) MLB knows that people will buy whatever they toss out online and in stores all over the country, thus a lot of useless crap is available for purchase.
2) You like it when we're jerks.
To continue this new tradition, on the first day of Cardinal Crapmas 2010, here are some Boat Shoes by Allen Edmonds (no he doesn't wear half-shirts), from MLBShop.com:
Wow, those are ugly. Your grandpa would pass on wearing these, and he wears powder blue pants that end at his knees when he sits down.
They might be kind of cool if they were slippers to wear around the house in the winter. But actual shoes that you'd wear in everyday life? I don't hear about people getting beat up at Schnucks too often, but I think if I just wore these to the store once, I'd get pummeled before getting to the produce section.
Though I guess for the right price, my mom would order a pair for me for...