In case you thought Major League Baseball wasn't a bunch of whores before, I hope this will seal the deal:
Hey, a Cardinals shower curtain. Great? Most single guys could probably do without a shower curtain, but after a visit from mom or a special lady (even if it's just for a few minutes hours), it's a necessity whether we like it or not.
But seriously - does anyone really need a Cardinal-specific shower curtain? I thought they either came in weird sea green or light brownish colors.
So for the Eleventh Day of Cardinal Crapmas, all I have to say is: Thanks for the gift, mom...I think.
(By the way, who's worse at whoring their product out like this? MLB or Gene Simmons/KISS?)